Delivery

Dark souls across the globe, hear our call. At Cheap Disturbia Shop, we understand that your dark transformation cannot be delayed by mortal constraints of time and distance. From our haunted headquarters in the eerie streets of Cambridge, we’ve perfected the art of delivering darkness to your doorstep, no matter where you dwell.

Summoning Your Dark Wardrobe

Before your carefully curated pieces of macabre fashion begin their journey to you, they undergo a ritual of preparation in our dark domain. Each item is inspected by moonlight and carefully wrapped in protective shadows to ensure it arrives with the same haunting elegance it possessed in our collection.

Our order processing takes 1-2 business days, during which we imbue each piece with the dark energy that makes our collections so uniquely disturbing.

Choosing Your Path of Darkness

Tracking Your Dark Descent

Once your order has been summoned from the shadows and begins its journey toward you, we will send a raven—or in modern terms, an email—containing a tracking number. This arcane sequence of numbers will allow you to follow your package’s pilgrimage from our dark domain to your personal sanctuary.

When Darkness Doesn’t Fit

Should any piece fail to complement your dark persona perfectly, you have 15 days from the moment it arrives to initiate its return to the shadows. Contact our keepers of the dark at [email protected] to begin the ritual of return.

Our Realm of Influence

We deliver darkness to nearly every corner of the earthly realm, with only the most remote and inaccessible locations beyond our reach. From the gothic spires of Europe to the shadowy streets of North America, our dark fashion finds its way to those who embrace the macabre.