Welcome, seekers of darkness. Below you will find answers to the most common inquiries about our macabre offerings and shadowy services. Should your question remain unanswered, our keepers of the dark stand ready to assist.

Products & Orders

What types of dark fashion do you offer?
Our collection includes a carefully curated selection of macabre attire and accessories: All Men’s Products, Jewellery, Lifestyle items, Women’s Bags, Women’s Belts & Harnesses, Women’s Footwear, and Women’s Headwear. Each piece is imbued with the distinctive dark energy that defines our aesthetic.
How do I know what size to order?
Each product page contains detailed sizing information. We recommend consulting these measurements carefully, as our garments are crafted to complement unique forms. Should darkness not fit perfectly, our return ritual is available.
Are your products authentic?
Every item in our collection is a genuine piece of dark fashion, carefully selected and inspected by moonlight before being offered to our disciples of the macabre.

Payment & Pricing

What payment methods do you accept?
We accept offerings through Visa, MasterCard, JCB, and PayPal. All transactions are secured with protective shadows to ensure your dark dealings remain confidential.
Why is the shop called “Cheap Disturbia”?
Our name reflects our commitment to making dark fashion accessible without sacrificing the haunting elegance our followers deserve. We deliver disturbing style at prices that won’t require a blood sacrifice.
Are there any hidden costs?
The price displayed is what you pay, with one exception: customs and import duties for international orders are the responsibility of the recipient, as even we cannot control the mortal laws that govern international borders.

Delivery & Shipping

How long will my order take to arrive?
After you summon items from our collection, they undergo 1-2 business days of ritual preparation in our dark domain. Then, depending on your chosen path:

Standard Shadow Delivery (ÂŁ12.95): Carried by DHL or FedEx messengers, your dark treasures will materialize within 10-15 days after departing our haunted headquarters.

Ethereal Free Delivery (orders ÂŁ50+): Utilizing the mystical pathways of EMS, your acquisitions will arrive within 15-25 days after leaving our possession.
Do you ship to my location?
We deliver darkness to nearly every corner of the earthly realm, with only the most remote and inaccessible locations beyond our reach. Unfortunately, we cannot currently extend our shadowy reach to certain parts of Asia and other particularly isolated regions.
How can I track my order?
Once your order begins its journey from our shadows to yours, we will send a raven—or in modern terms, an email—containing a tracking number. This arcane sequence will allow you to follow your package’s pilgrimage to your personal sanctuary.

Returns & Exchanges

What is your return policy?
Should any piece fail to complement your dark persona perfectly, you have 15 days from the moment it arrives to initiate its return to the shadows. Contact our keepers at [email protected] to begin the ritual of return.
What condition must items be in for returns?
Items must be returned with their dark energy intact—unworn, unaltered, and with all original packaging and tags. They must be as pristine as when they departed our haunted headquarters.
How long do refunds take?
Once we receive the returned item and verify its condition, we will process your refund within 5-7 business days. The speed at which it appears in your account depends on your financial institution’s processing times.

Contact & Assistance

How do I contact the keepers of Cheap Disturbia?
Our keepers of the dark stand ready to assist with any inquiries at [email protected]. We typically respond to messages within 24-48 hours.
Where is your dark domain located?
Our haunted headquarters resides at 61 Bene’t St, Cambridge, GB CB2H 6HW, where we perform the rituals necessary to deliver darkness to your doorstep.
Note from the Shadows: Our FAQ attempts to answer the most common inquiries, but should your question remain shrouded in mystery, do not hesitate to contact our keepers directly. From our shadows to yours,

The Keepers of Cheap Disturbia Shop